It’s time to celebrate the fact that you didn’t blow off any fingers or hands during last night’s Independence Day festivities — why not exercise your still-present digits by clicking on the button which brings the sounds of our voices into your ear holes? It’s right there. No, to the left. Left a bit more. Now you’re playing Jezzball. Close that window. Click the X! You can do it, grandpa!
Suggested talking points: Sex Chameleon, Jumping to Pedo conclusions, J.P. Garglestench, your best worst friend, nose whiskey, the boner fairy, bucket list break-up.